Jerry Seinfeld Quotes

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Jerry Seinfeld Quotes

"Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?" ~ Jerry Seinfeld

"Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?" ~ Jerry Seinfeld

"If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?" ~ Jerry Seinfeld

"Sometimes the road less travelled is less travelled for a reason." ~ Jerry Seinfeld

"Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV." ~ Jerry Seinfeld

"If airline seat cushions are such great flotation devices, why don't you see anyone take with them at the beach?" ~ Jerry Seinfeld

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Jerry Seinfeld Quotes

"I will never understand why they cook on TV. I can't smell it. Can't eat it. Can't taste it." ~ Jerry Seinfeld

"If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?" ~ Jerry Seinfeld

"When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?" ~ Jerry Seinfeld

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